Your Yard.
Their Mess.
Our Problem.
Holy Crap AZ is the Valley's preferred poop scooping service — reliable, thorough, and always on time. You enjoy your backyard. We'll handle the rest.
Why Holy Crap?
We're not just a poop service — we're your yard's best friend
We text you before we arrive and after we leave — every single visit, no surprises.
We don't leave until your yard is spotless. Every surface — grass, rocks, turf — checked twice.
From your first quote to every cleanup, you're never left guessing. We keep you in the loop.
No hidden fees, no surprises. Straightforward pricing with options that fit any schedule.
What We Doo-Doo
Three ways to keep your yard spotless — pick what works for you
Fresh Start Cleanup
Life gets busy — we get it. Perfect before a backyard BBQ, when you've fallen behind, or when the kids haven't been keeping up with their chores.
- Thorough waste removal from all surfaces
- Turf, rocks, dirt & grass — we get it all
- Double & triple-checked before we leave
- No commitment, no contract
- You're kept in the loop start to finish
Recurring Visits
Never pick up dog poop again. We come out on a regular schedule so your yard stays consistently clean — no scooping, no stress.
- Flexible scheduling that fits your routine
- First visit priced separately for a deep clean
- Optional waste hauling — we take it with us
- Fair first-month pricing
Turf Deep Clean
Artificial turf traps bacteria and odors like nothing else. Our 3-step process eliminates the smell and makes your turf safe again for pets and family.
Not sure which service is right for you?
Talk to Us — We'll Figure It OutReliable, thorough, and always on time — customers say Holy Crap AZ is the best service they pay for. From spotless yards to clear communication, Jeremy and his team consistently go above and beyond. Customers with artificial turf especially rave about the deep clean service, calling it a complete transformation.
