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Do you ever eat out?
Why not cook every single meal at home?
Because it saves you time and energy for better things.
Ever had groceries or food delivered?
Why not drive out and grab it yourself every time?
Same reason. Time and energy.
Run your car through the car wash?
Why not wash it in the driveway with a bucket every time?
Because it's quick, and it saves you the time and energy.
Do you scoop your own dog poop…Why?
Let us take care of it. Same reason as everything above — it just saves you time and energy. No guilt required.
Here's what "taken care of" actually looks like.
- A heads-up text the day beforeYour time window, sent the day before — so you can plan around it.
- Live updates on service dayOn our way, arrived, all done — you're never left guessing.
- Same weekday, every weekConsistent service you can set your routine by.
- Double-bagged, every single timeSecurely tied off to keep the waste contained and clean.
- Gates checked, latched, securedWe treat your yard like the dog's still out.
- Plans starting at $50 a monthEverything above included — and most visits cost less than lunch out.
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160+ neighbors already on the schedule. 140+ five-star reviews.
The folks around you already stopped scooping. They're not going back.✦ Real reviews from real yards
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"This is the best service we pay for. They are fantastic."
AAngie HermanGoogle review
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"Makes it so much easier when we have someone to help out during a busy week!"
PPhylina RomeroGoogle review
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"Looking forward to not having to pick up poop again 💩"
NNancy ConnorGoogle review
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The first hour of your initial clean-up is on us. No minefield, no weekend chore, no contract.
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